I just wanted to say a quick thanks for the memorable encounter we shared today. When you almost smashed into me, and made me spill my coffee all over my lap, it was awesome.
No really, it was all my fault. After all, that stop sign was not meant for YOU. I know how busy and important you are in your GMC Denali, you're quite the road warrior aren't you? I mean, clearly you were too busy to stop. I'm sure you thought the sign was just a suggestion right? I must say it was impressive how you never even slowed down as you were applying lipstick and talking on your cell phone. You go girl!
It was so kind of you to wave at me with your middle finger, but the person who beeped the horn was not me. It was the person behind me who just avoided hitting my car. I myself was preoccupied, as I had hot coffee burning through my skin or I would have gladly waved back at you. I'm only mentioning this because I'd hate for you to think I was rude.
I know you were probably VERY concerned, so I just wanted to reassure you that I only suffered minor burns to my thigh. My neck is a little stiff, what with the short stop and all that I had to make to avoid a collision. Seriously, don't even give it another thought. I'm sure that I'll be fine after months of physical therapy.
So thanks again, and I hope you have a superific day!